ACHOISM

Do you speak Murcian? No? Here's a quick lesson :

Acho (in english pronunciates "achowe"). Bit like a sneeze.

Whatever you are going to say, start your sentence with an "Acho....etc.".

You run into a old friend in a bar "Acho Cuanto tiempo...."

How to say be careful you are about to be run over : "achoachoachoacho!"

You are surprised by the price of something ..."Achhhho!"

Someone is breaking your balls and you want him to stop "Acho! Ya esta bien!"

You wish to attract the waiters attention in a restaurant : "ACHO!"

You want to order 2 cold beers "Acho, ponme doh estrella de esah frescah que tienes por allí"

You are bored at the New Condomina and want to go and watch Madrid "Acho, vamoh a ver er Madrí que etoh son mu maloh"

You are exited as Real Murcia get promoted "ACHO NENE ACHO NENE ACHO NENE ACHO NENE PIJO ACHO NENE ACHO NENE"