Top 10 Football HATE list :
1. Tottnumb (ideas above their station, always talking bollocks, always looking up at Arsenal, obscure tax avoiding Bahamas benefactor, and for having that ridiculous chicken for a badge)
2. Barcelona (all the unfair advantages they get in Spain, the snowball, the dubious financing, the arrogance, and the sheer boredom another 5 nil thrashing creates. Football without competition is very poor indeed)
3. Chelsea (the knucklehead fans, the arrogance, the ill gained money, the year on year losses, the damage the transfer prices they pay are doing to the rest of football in inflated fees, the crass way they have decided it's now or never for the Champions league as they haven't a hope in hell of getting through UEFA's financial fair-play rules)
4. Real Madrid (all the unfair advantages they get in Spain, the snowball, the dubious financing, the arrogance, the sheep following they have, the exclusivity on media coverage)
5. Mr. Texeira Vitienes (the referee. Scuttles up and down football pitches dishing out injustice and making people miserable. Unbelievably blew a softer than soft last minute of added time non penalty sending Real Murcia to relegation down to the pit of Segunda B. When I take over he’ll be the first at the guillotine)
6. Man United (Ferguson and the way he has at least 3 refs under his command. His influence on the Fat Sam, Pulis crowd and how they play dirty and at 120% against some teams but roll over against Man Utd without so much as an attempt to compete)
7. Efesé Cartagena, or whatever it’s called (disgusting new invention, purchased their place in whatever division from Balsicas. Gloryhunter newbie supporters. Horrid, unclean, smelly stadium. And they stoned our coach)
8. Man City (Petrodollars, , the year on year losses, the damage the transfer prices they pay are doing to the rest of football in inflated fees. Proper fans though, I’ll give em’ that)
9. Portugal (for inventing diving, depilation, and just about everything that’s wrong in football)
10. UEFA's Mr. Blatter (what a feckin’ clown, an imbecile of the first order)
Phew….glad I got that off my chest!
1. Los jugadores "nenas".
ReplyDeleteTanto los profesionales (con más razón), como los que me encuentro en las diferentes pachangas que juego a lo largo del año... esos a los que no les puedes entrar porque son muy buenos y que si les das una patada se quejan a los arbitros como si fuesen sus madres!
11. Di Maria y sus caras de llorón, inocente, lesionado supergrave....todos son falsos.
ReplyDeleteThe players with tattoos, hair ribbons, colored boots...
ReplyDeleteI would like to return the whiskers to the world of football.
12. Phil Dowd. An absolute disgrace. His display today (Newcastle - Arsenal) was a scandal. He single handedly gifted 2 goals and robbed Arsenal of another...a three goal swing, plus a soft sending off that he would never have made of a home player. he was absolutely determined to help one team....and there is no way a referee can be allowed to do that.
ReplyDeleteYou could add Chas+Dave records to the Spurs list.
ReplyDeleteSTEVE